Ross, The Divorce Force

        (Note : So this time, I decided to try something different, something light. The TV series F.R.I.E.N.D.S is my all-time favourite show and hence, I came up with this funny (maybe even silly) little poem about one of the lead characters, Ross Geller. I dedicate it to all my fellow F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans out there. How you doin'? 😜😂)

My name is Doctor Ross

I'm the eldest Geller kid.
The story of my marriages
Is frankly, pretty stupid.

The first time I got married
Well thought out, unhurried
It was love, I say to this day
Not my fault she turned out gay.

The second time I married
Without thinking, quite hurried
Was at the altar, said the wrong name
The British chippy I loved, then played quite a game.

The third time I got married
I was way too drunk to be worried
My ex became my current wife,
And divorce became a way of life.

I've walked down the aisle
And I've bought a million rings,
My name is Ross Geller
And divorce is 'my thing'.

- Gayatri Shejwal